passports…should not expire
actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all
i love it here
worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera
i do not think that is a squirrel
Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.
This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.
the state of tiktok skits about having a rude customer is getting out of control i just saw one from a pharmacist and the whole skit was like someone comes in and goes “you shorted me on pills” and the pharmacist goes “no we didn’t you can see on the prescription it said to give you this many” and the patient goes “well i usually get more so i’m gonna call my doctor about this” like how is that customer being unreasonable or a karen or whatever
but the whole skit was about pain meds and we all know if someone wants more pain meds it’s bc they’re a lying addict trying to scam you and not just someone who’s confused bc their doctor made a mistake so it’s ok to post skits on tiktok portraying them as a villain for wanting the medication that was prescribed to them
Karen is quickly becoming one of those terms that’s lost all meaning, like so many before it.
Like. You ask me to define “Karen” and I’d say it’s the lady today who said she wanted a chicken sandwich then threw a fit when I told her we’ve never served chicken but could do a turkey burger, calling me stupid, insisting we’ve always given her chicken before, then insisting she speak with the manager (which is me).
Meanwhile, my 16 year old sister was telling me about a Karen at her work (she works in a really nice retirement home) who was a lady who asked for no sugar in her tea, was given sweet tea, and then explained she couldn’t drink it because she was diabetic and it might kill her. “Like, she was such a bitch,” my sister said, “She wouldn’t even drink it! Told me to send it back and get her a new one!” Which, like, maybe it’s because I’m old now, but if I messed up someone’s drink and they had a medical condition that kept them from drinking that drink, they’re not the bad guy in that situation. The proper response is to fix it, but my sister’s been raised by her phone and is on TikTok all the time and thinks that “Karen” and “mild inconvenience” are the same thing.
my brother’s friend who is diabetic is living with us right now and they once nearly died from a beverage being mis-labeled
Funny how people like to call disabled people Karens for wanting basic things like pain treatment and food that won’t kill us. If I had to pick a Karen in either of those situations it would be the pharmacist and the sister.
I’m pretty sure expecting a disabled person to die because of your mistake - and be grateful while doing it - makes you the Karen.
trains are superior because they go through beautiful places and sometimes you get to see the mysteries
in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action
as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body
now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.
here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?
the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.
fin
unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll
fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson
you realize this absolutely positively means children were swapping m(idge)preg belly onto Spock and Supes and any other doll, ahem, action figure of approximately the right size?
I would say before it ever became a genre in literature, but we know better *glares at Zeus*
Tap Card (L.A) / Clipper Card (Bay Area) / Ventra Card (Chicago) / MetroCard (NYC)
Then there’s this guy just having the time of his life.
I can assure you that Charlie is not having the time of his life
![[anonymous ask for @marisatomay]: no passports? how you gonna have people travel between countries? [answer from @marisatomay]: they just go baby](https://64.media.tumblr.com/cee670455601f333251a4399278ef5b8/ecc8e3ca158c399f-2f/s500x750/d39440dce08a4a31a87c9c1f322c98f9f3fc743d.jpg)
![[unanswered anonymous ask for @marisatomay]: apparently assholes doing terrorism isnt a thing in your passport free world](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6d88e69e4fbb15dee03d766445301234/ecc8e3ca158c399f-f5/s500x750/3132e6bb7a8fe9ce091b95c316e68d007df61b8e.jpg)



















